2tonocean:

wired-infornography:

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I remember reading this a while back, I’m glad it’s made it’s way to my dash again

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srsfunny:

Spaghetti With Cheese Bread: Give Me Nowhttp://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

srsfunny:

Spaghetti With Cheese Bread: Give Me Now
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srsfunny:

Jeez, Don’t You Know How To Knock?http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

srsfunny:

Jeez, Don’t You Know How To Knock?
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shawarmasarmy:

howmanytuesdaysdidyouhave:

fashanniesta:

narrowing down my “type” of guy is really hard because one second i’ll see a guy that’s clean shaven in a button down with the sleeves rolled and be like WHOA and the next i’ll see a guy with a full sleeve beanie and scruff and be like WHOA

WHOA

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WHOA

WHOA

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srsfunny:

A Box Of Baby Bengalshttp://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

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dajo42:

alternatives to “it was all just a dream”

  • it was all just a story the narrator heard somebody else tell on the bus
  • it was all just somebody rambling after getting their wisdom teeth out
  • it was all just a feature length puppet show
  • it was all just a set of cave paintings
  • it was all just a frighteningly elaborate set of instructions on the back of a microwaveable meal

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srsfunny:

For Those Feeling Dumbhttp://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

srsfunny:

For Those Feeling Dumb
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srsfunny:

Excuse Me, But There’s A Hare In My Drinkhttp://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

srsfunny:

Excuse Me, But There’s A Hare In My Drink
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